Stupid Little Biscuit

Stupid little biscuit
Stupid little biscuit
I wanna eat it
But dunno if I can risk it
They wrapped it up in plastic
Sealed it in a packet
Left it on the counter
And now I’m gonna grab it
I’m set on the target
Now I’m walking past it
Soon as they’re distracted
Hand goes out and palm it
Biting through the plastic
Peeling off the packet
Two bites and I eat it
Stupid little biscuit