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There’s a Spider in the Kitchen

There’s a spider in the kitchen
I don’t know what to do
There’s a spider in the kitchen
And a mantis in the loo

There’s a scorpion in the bedroom
It gave me quite a scare
There’s a scorpion in the bedroom
And crickets everywhere

There’s stick insects in the cupboard
But no apology
Because my Dad is into
Entymology