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My-name-is-J-o-n

So, I understand that the MSN search engine is now “powering” Microsoft.com. This is not good news, for one simple reason. When I put in my own name, it comes up with “Were you looking for joan collins?” Well, no, I wasn’t. I’ve had enough of that kind of victimisation and abuse in my lifetime. Of course I immediately put in a complaint.

After all, what would Uncle Phil say? :-)

On the plus side - at least I was the first “Jon Collins” - and the second, third, fourth and fifth. I’m not going to give in to their thinky veiled flattery, however.